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I've received this a couple times via email. I thought it was worth posting . . . .
Top 10 Reasons Being A Truck Guy (or Gal) Is Tougher Than It Looks
Dec 14, 2007 - 12:16:27 PM
When Lou Borrelli, NEP CEO, delivered two lists of observations about life in the remote sports production business at Tuesday?s League Technology Summit in New York he struck a universal (and humorous) chord. Herewith are the two lists in their entirety.
Top 10 Reasons Being A Truck Guy (or Gal) Is Tougher Than It Looks....
10 ? Useful life of technology is directly linked to production?s attention span
9 ? Stadium architects can?t spell EXPANDO
8 ? Credentials do not equal tickets
7 ? Freelance is really French for ?I broke it...?
6 ? You can?t get there from here. Really, you can?t.
5 ? High Definition doesn?t make anyone look any better or sound better than they really are.
4 ? It?s pretty much impossible to park and power when there?s no place to park and there?s no power anyway
3 ? The head of security at Heinz Field in Pittsburgh.
2 ? The cost of an Ivy league education is less than an EVS
1 - NO is not in our dictionary.
You Might Be A Truck Guy (or Gal)...
If your hotel is 90 minutes from the venue AND you don?t have a parking pass.
If the only tools you need are a hammer, screwdriver, wire clippers and duct tape.
If you develop a twitch when you eat in your own home more than three nights in a row.
If you can say ?sure, no problem? in 5 different languages.
If you think 26 cameras to cover basketball is a little overkill.
If you think a kid with a camcorder streaming a game on the Net is remote sports production...you are NOT a truck guy.
If your hotel has a free buffet during happy hour, a hot tub and 24 hour room service, is across the street from the venue AND you have a parking pass ? you are definitely NOT a truck guy.
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